Funny Penguin Bathroom Joke Sweatshirt

You pull this sweatshirt on after a long day and it immediately loosens the edges of whatever mood you brought in. The penguin on the front is mid-complaint — a tiny, deadpan bathroom joke that skips saccharine and goes straight for the grin. It reads like a private joke between roommates, parents, or anyone who lives with the mild chaos of shared spaces. The midweight cotton-poly blend keeps you warm without feeling bulky. Embroidered or printed details hold up wash after wash, and the clean crew neckline sits comfortably under a jacket or on its own. It feels lived-in from the first wear, the kind of thing you reach for when you want to be funny without announcing it. Great around late-night cleanups, weekend coffee runs, or lazy mornings when you need a laugh to start the day.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Embroidered or DTG print options; DTF inner neck and wrist prints available
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for comfort and shape retention
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean